We built this.
Here's the proof.
VP Watchtower creates a hosted status page for your services in minutes. HTTP, TCP, DNS, SSL, and SEO checks — hourly monitoring, for 7 days.
Frequently asked
How long does my page last?↓
7 days. After that it's automatically deleted and the slot opens up for the next person on the waitlist.
Why is there a cap?↓
This is a showcase — we want to keep it fast and focused. 50 active pages at a time is the limit.
What happens when my page expires?↓
You get a reminder email 1 day before expiry. After deletion, your slug enters a 7-day cool-off before anyone else can claim it.
How often are checks run?↓
Hourly. This keeps the showcase sustainable while still giving you meaningful uptime data across your 7-day window.
Why no ICMP (ping) checks?↓
Many hosts block ICMP. HTTP, TCP, DNS, and SSL give you far more reliable and actionable signals.
What does the SEO check cover?↓
Every hour, we fetch your page via Google PageSpeed Insights for a real performance score (0–100), then parse your HTML for a title tag, meta description, H1, and noindex signals. Score ≥ 80 with all tags present = green. Score 50–79 or missing tags = amber. Below 50 or missing title = red.
Who built this?↓
VP Networks — an IT, cybersecurity, and infrastructure consultancy based in the UK. This is a live proof of what we ship.